Time for some classic 70's pr0n nostalgia! Are you a real man who can go the distance? Able to help out a pretty young lady in distress and calm her nerves with you private dick skillz? You might just be the right man for the job :)
Jim, the weather guy doesn’t like spiders too much, so when a tarantula comes to the studio. And we all know the best way to deal with someone who’s afraid of anything is to come at them with it, until they run screaming from the studio. Win.
Now this is a one way ticket to looking like the coolest cat at any wedding. Get your gun out and wave it around whilst you kid in right next to you. Monkey see monkey do i guess, lets hope the kid blasts him old man.
Are things too complicated with your girlfriend ?! Ever wish she was as simple as a noodle (as long as she didn't act like one in bed) ?! Luv the song - and if women are offended then surely are they just being lesbians ?!
To be honest if i saw some bozo rambling on like a jokey then i would probably stand behind him making humping signals too but there is only one way its going to end - And it's NOT going to be pleasant - LOL