If you were bored at home and posted an update to your FB account that if you got 300 likes you'd go into school the next day dressed in a dress (boys only) with full make-up, would have the balls to actually do it? Something to ponder.
Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.
My car would never be dirty again... Well... the on outside at least. I wonder if they do an internal service. Those stormtroopers got lucky on this job although it can't be very comfortable standing in stormtrooper armor with a boner.
Oh dear, is this your fish? If so it is either going on an all expenses holiday to Waterworld....Or....Possibly going to visit Mr. hawk's hungry siblings for lunch - Either way, it's definitrly a 'fish out of water' experience.
So this guy, it must be a guy, has been asked to draw the male and female reproductive organs and what he come up with is anatomically impossible. But the most hilarious thing is the teacher marking the homework seems seriously impressed.
It’s both a curse and a blessing. You get to lie in, not have to put up with nauseating or annoying colleagues. You don’t have the boss breathing down your neck, and you can check you emails in your underwear. But there’s a dark side too…