Discovering about the birds and the bees for the first time can be slightly daunting, that is, when you are about eight or nine years old. Why this twenty-something woman is weirding out is slightly worrying. Forever alone?
Ever heard that classic war movie quote "I love the smell of bacon in the morning....Smells like victory!" - No?, well, now it all makes sense, because this is the ultimate weapon of choice for any marine cook.
It'd be good times with Gemma's voluminous volcanoes smiling down upon you - I'd suggest burning incest & praying to the fire god 3 times a day (at least) - I'd definitely try to climb them & hit it with my hot lava when i erupted !
Just remember the next time you get into trouble at the beach there is sure to be some help at hand. Just make sure that whatever peril you are in happens as the sun gets lower otherwise you'll just get a crab!
The many moods of Emma Watson, happy, thoughtful, shocked, proud, confused, her facial expression giving away her mood instantly. Then there's Kristen, no matter what mood she's in he always looks constipated.