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Breaking Teacher
September 27th, 2012 
It's a well known fact that chemistry teachers are all secretly cooking meth with their stoner dropouts. That means YOUR chem teacher. Go on, ASK HIM!
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August 26th, 2010
Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.
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November 15th, 2007
You can sleep well at night safe with the knowledge that your buddies will always be looking out for your ass and not let anything BAD happen - NOT!
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October 6th, 2010
A picture says 1,000 words... The title also reduces time required on contemplating the meaning. If you see someone your with looking like this, then do one quick so you dont get known by association.
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May 17th, 2011
"To infinity and beyond!", tell me Buzz, who way this Ms. Infinity and now you are done with her can i have her phone number? Also, where can i get me one of those nifty space-suits?
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May 27th, 2011
Important: When you find yourself on the floor and the blackness clears and you are not sure if you are alive or dead, whatever you do next make sure you DO NOT go towards the light. Stay where you are, it's much better there!
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November 28th, 2011
That awkward moment when you take your friends to your German grandma's house and she's just made some cookies. "Aww grandma, they smeel great i can't wait to try.....WTF!?!
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May 17th, 2013
This is either a great idea or a terrible one. It sounds like it has the propensity for hilarity but equally, it could go devastatingly wrong and cover your entire house with cat poop...
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June 8th, 2009
So why do you think Michelle Obama is so infatuated by her husband? Is it the money the power or maybe even his personality? I guess not LOL.
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January 5th, 2010
I'd happily go a few rounds with any of these honeys, no problem, and if they choose to not wear regulation dress code I'm not going to be writing to the governing body to make a complaint.
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November 21st, 2011
It's spam-like stupidity like this that makes it pretty damn easy to see which of your Facebook friends are idiots. Well, that and the fact that London or Rome aren't 'exactly' countries. Best not mention that :(
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