Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.
Important: When you find yourself on the floor and the blackness clears and you are not sure if you are alive or dead, whatever you do next make sure you DO NOT go towards the light. Stay where you are, it's much better there!
It's spam-like stupidity like this that makes it pretty damn easy to see which of your Facebook friends are idiots. Well, that and the fact that London or Rome aren't 'exactly' countries. Best not mention that :(