If anyone can deliver devastating news and still make you smile and tip your cap, it's Ron Burgandy. God bless you Ron, and all who sail in you. True American Hero.
Emma Watson - Be warned that just because you are a star in a film full of fantasy figures it doesn't mean that at least one of them can't resist a sneak-peek at your behind!
Everyone's getting all excited about the post-PC age of computing that's about to dawn on us, using cloud technology so we can have access to our computers anywhere we go. Fine, great, but what about when the machines become concious beings?
Water slides are just like the best ever. Amirite? OK, so sometimes you have to queue for ages in the hot sun, but then when you get to the top. Off! You go all the way down to the bottom. Best. Ever.
10 secs later: Jumped on by 20 TSA agents and treated to a complimentary cavity search. So if you plan on doing this, wear your best leather jock strap and remember not to eat too much Mexican food the night before.
I really hope someone set up a video camera nearby to catch anyone who attempted it. If they did this next to a special school they might even have some takers!