It's always best to know what your limits are, and never attempt to push them. He isn't content with just walking along a tight rope normally, he has to spice things up a little and it doesn't work out that well for him.
As dumb ideas go, this is up there with the best. Two girls realised they’d never punched anybody and also that they might, just might, look good with a black eye. So what’s their bright idea? To punch each other in the face and see how that works out.
I always wondered what you used to lift a crane, it's obviously NOT one of these! - It's probably a good time to come up with a better way of lifting these big trucks. Because this method doesn't seem to be working too well.
OMG. It's a Smart car trying to park in a space large enough for a truck. Why, oh why is this woman trying to parallel park a car that is designed to be parked by driving it straight into the spot? Someone put her out of her misery.
Having a hard time with dating the 'ladiees'? If you need a surefire way to accrue a plentiful supply female admirers you can't beat a tesla coil hat that plays the Mortal Kombat theme music. It works. Trust me.
What kind of complete trouncing can Screen Junkies give the brain-warping, tease of a movie that is Inception? Well, quite a bit actually as you'd probably expect, because it's ripe for the Honest Trailer treatment with its impossible to follow narrative.