It's always best to know what your limits are, and never attempt to push them. He isn't content with just walking along a tight rope normally, he has to spice things up a little and it doesn't work out that well for him.
As dumb ideas go, this is up there with the best. Two girls realised they’d never punched anybody and also that they might, just might, look good with a black eye. So what’s their bright idea? To punch each other in the face and see how that works out.
Ever wondered why you blow chunks when you drink a cocktail of different brews - Jim Breuer explains why is not unlike a party in your stomach with uninvited guests - No wonder it gets messy - LOL!
I always wondered what you used to lift a crane, it's obviously NOT one of these! - It's probably a good time to come up with a better way of lifting these big trucks. Because this method doesn't seem to be working too well.
This LOLcat smiles just like a human when he munches on some juicy melons - Proof that the feline invasion of the planet is fairly imminent and the human race is doomed :)
These broads have got their eyes on the prize on comic com but i have got my eyes well and truly on something else, I'm pretty sure you'll be able to work out what it is, DAMN!!!
OMG. It's a Smart car trying to park in a space large enough for a truck. Why, oh why is this woman trying to parallel park a car that is designed to be parked by driving it straight into the spot? Someone put her out of her misery.
Having a hard time with dating the 'ladiees'? If you need a surefire way to accrue a plentiful supply female admirers you can't beat a tesla coil hat that plays the Mortal Kombat theme music. It works. Trust me.
What kind of complete trouncing can Screen Junkies give the brain-warping, tease of a movie that is Inception? Well, quite a bit actually as you'd probably expect, because it's ripe for the Honest Trailer treatment with its impossible to follow narrative.
If you're bored at home with nothing to do don't read a book, play a video-game or watch a video, put strips of tape on your face like this girl taking you from attractive to fugly
If ever you hear youself saying the words 'That's it, now I've seen it all' stop yourself, unless that is, you've paid a visit to Mother Russia. Only then could you truthfully say you've seen it all.