Don't go f#cking up your girlfriend's pattern down there, that sh#t is not cool! I'm troubled by how many times he has to do it, she must've been hairier than Bigfoot. Just keep drinking the vodka and everything will be just fine
Hahahaha I love how adamant she is that this isn't going to end up on the internet. Also i bet this guy isn't dating this chick any more. Oh well who cares, she's hot.
One minute you’re cruising along in the forest of Endor on your speeder bike enjoying the breeze, then next thing you know you’ve impaled an ewok and your insurance rate is going through the roof. Bummer.
Only a true hero fights while smoking a cigarette - Nothing up his sleeves but some fists of curry. These old Indian films have the best special effects you'll ever see, they kick the shit out of the modern films.
The Russians are several years behind the rest of the world in Bungee technology. They're testing out their current attempts on the country's spare girls.
A riot broke out in Hollywood after people were turned away from an Electric Daisy Carnival documentary and a party featuring DJ Kaskade. Some used the riot as an opportunity to get some quick plankings in.
When you see a clip like this there is little doubt as to why Gisele is considered one of the all time great cam girls. Her incredible looks, even more incredible curves, to her spot on sense sexy, there is nothing this babe leaves to be desired.
We've saved up quite the collection of scares since last October - everything from clowns on trikes and typical scare pranks to fake proposals and snowman K.O.s. What will come out on top.... watch and find out
When she says multi-tasking does she mean satisfying 3 women at once while playing MW2, eating a take away pizza & drinking a beer? I can also act like I'm doing some work when really I'm watching television & shooping images of my buddies.
Well done, son. You are now officially the greatest ball boy who ever lived. Unfortunately for you though, you're still a ball boy. Which means you still suck and won't be getting any hot female fans.
Before the character of Bane was finalized he went through quite a few variations with his dialogue, a lot of them concerning food and whether people were getting enough fiber, because he’s actually full of concern and love beneath that mask.
