Well this is one way to get the punters through the door to make some sales. Diss them so hard that they have to come down to kick your ass then hit them with the hard sell.
Cheap aftershave, lame chat-up lines and obnoxiousness just don't impress Zara Phillips... or her horse ! This ultra-annoying loser is quickly dispatched for being such a wide boy - so beware: no more Mr. Nice Horse !!!
You will know when a Facebook Gangsta has tagged you in real life - It's SO popular on the internet it's now hit the real world! 'Baby, it's pretty much guaranteed that i'm featured all over your daily news feed !'
Sometimes it's a good idea to know when you're on a losing streak and cash your chips in early. Unfortunately this little fella is going to learn the hard way.
Wow this chick has the whole package what more could you ask for? She is nice and slim, nice puppies and a beautiful face and to top it all she knows how to move!
When you see something like this and you are a guy there is only one thing you are thinking about. And when you know she is a porn star then the thoughts only get.........well better. LOL!
I think if you were to come across this while driving down a highway there would be a high probability of crashing your car due to laughing uncontrollably - ROFl!!!