If you're going to do the dirty with someone else's wife then you need to make sure you have an escape plan firmly in place before you pass the point of no return. And that's exactly what this guy has 'almost' done!
I'm sure it has the latest anti-theft technology on board, but alas, it's not turned on - If you're gonna leave the keys in your shiny, yellow douchemobile, you’re asking for this to happen. It#s almost poetic justice.
It's America's answer to the public healthcare problem and this one is free! All it requires is total devotion to God and the promise that you tell people you are cured - Even if you aren't - Strange she praises the almighty from the floor!