Edward and Bella has some pretty lame dialog in the Twilight movies so to make things more interesting someone has lip red their own version of events. It 'almost' makes you wanna watch the whole film like this.
If you have balls made of pure steel then you'll think nothing of jumping on a bike and heading down the Garnitzenklamm, a notoriously dangerous a narrow gorge in Austria. If you haven't got balls of steel then you'll just be happy watch other people.
If they had trophies for this kinda thing then this dude would be a demi-god & statues of him erected around campus, but sadly not! This brings his pass completion record to 1-1, which raises his douche move completion record to a school high 35 for 35.
All these different types of rape, it’s enough to confuse any decent Republican (if there were any). So maybe this can help clarify the condition of Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (SLUT). If you suffer from it, maybe this treatment can help.
This is a great trick, especially if you're going to use it on parents. Just wait for dad to settle down on the sofa after a hard day's slog at the office, wait until he is truly relaxed and watching his favourite program, then BLAM!
Remember kids, car drifting is seriously dangerous...but soo cool to watch! This driver loses control of his car. Normally, bad things would happen after that. But somehow, this guys saves it and drives away... with lots of damage.
Here's one for you to ponder over, how the HELL does he do this? No editing or alterations, so is this phone some kind of predator-style handset with a cloaking device, or is it just some David Blaine-type sleight of hand? All suggestions welcome...
Don’t let their distinct lack of talent put you off, this is entertainment in its most natural form – 3 hot chicks thrashing instruments in bikinis - Buy this for your girlfriend & she'll invite her cute friends round to play - WOW !
It's a bit difficult to tell whether this is jail or the ghetto when all 600 inmates break into 'Crank Dat' - It gets even weirder when they then move onto MC Hammer - Still, definitely beats getting ass-raped :(
Can you remember when the Wii came out and there were all these lame videos of people accidentally throwing the controller and breaking their TV sets? Well this is a thousand times better! It's probably the video of the year. And it has a cat (kinda!?!)
