Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.
Ok, so it's not anything new. Room stewards on the big cruise lines do this if your stateroom is a suite or better, but for us lesser mortals this is bound to be a review of a big cloth we use to dry our ass.
Wow, what sort of time paradox does this throw up. Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.
It's like Inception, but with four legged critters who have a tendancy to get hit by fast moving vehicles. It doesn't get much stranger than this. When will moose on sister accidents stop? Oh the humanity!