Probably the most awesome headline in the history of the printing press. It's too weird to make up so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this totally happened.
If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(
Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.
Oh god. So many puns. Every single one of them is pure gold. You'd have thought that fans of classical would have heard them all by now, but these guys are loving it.
Ok, so it's not anything new. Room stewards on the big cruise lines do this if your stateroom is a suite or better, but for us lesser mortals this is bound to be a review of a big cloth we use to dry our ass.
Wow, what sort of time paradox does this throw up. Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.
When it comes to the interwebs there are multiple solutions for how to browse the world wide web, but only one wrong answer... Get it wrong and suffer a world of pain and social death.
It's like Inception, but with four legged critters who have a tendancy to get hit by fast moving vehicles. It doesn't get much stranger than this. When will moose on sister accidents stop? Oh the humanity!
She's an Italian thats built like the ultimate Ferrari, beautiful looks, wonderful curves, and something that every red bloodied male would kill to get their hands on!Damn!!!!!!!!!!!