Especially when it comes to the case of potential girlfriend material, it's always good to do a background check to see what hidden skills they have. In this case just pray she wasn't home-schooled!?
It's a tough world out there filled with some harsh realities, especially when it comes to equal opportunities - In their defense, fat ugly chicks do try harder....
Being prejudiced to other earthlings is one thing, not to be tolerated but it's expected from our ignorant selves. But intolerance of aliens is just not on, arsenic or otherwise. Which is why I, for one, welcome our new pooping overlords.
One man's dirty window is another man's blank canvas to create some amazing art masterpiece. But alas, something like this will last only until the next carwash!
You can put him anywhere, tempt him with stuff that would make lesser beings (or cats) break and submit to infinite pleasure, but not 'D.G.A.F' cat. He can resit whatever you've got. Damn!
These are from photographer Andrey Razoomovsky - not sure what white liquid substance he could be referencing here with this milk, I can't think of anything that gets splattered over a woman, can you?
Kids might look all doe-eyed and cute, but deep down they just want to watch the world burn. Possibly. Either that or they just really, really like stomping all over flowers.
Here is the ultimate solution where kilt wearers can sit and not worry about the shrubbery being squashed.
I think the novelty has to wear off for the second user on a hot and sweaty day!!
Sometimes the effects of nature can have a funny outcome on, at what at first glance seems a very ordinary sign and turn it into something 'special'. I would have loved to have been a customer at this store!
Thankfully she's not part of the Iglesias family that gave us that premium douchebag's douchebag Enrique Iglesias, instead she's a fine looking Spanish-Norwegian beauty!