If he went to any bar in the world and did this girls would be falling at his feet by the end and also, he would never have to pay for a drink for himself again. Seriously how could they resist such a master?
Can't afford a Bluetooth and really need to talk while driving? Well, throw that pride away and buy one of these! You might look dumb, but at least you're talking! Waay better than sticky-tape or super-glue.
Meanwhile, at a Russian swinger's party...Yes, those crazy Ruskies, when they have a mass swinging party they mean it quite literally, so if you get invited to one, you might want to think twice before accepting.
MC Jelly Donut makes deep fried grease laden poultry even more upsetting with this cannibalistic ode to a mutant half-woman, half-KFC freakozoid. She’d be the junk food lady, the perfect girlfriend? OM NOM NOM!
They're having a better time than I do when my parents go away. I just get my buddies round and we eat Cheetos till we pass out. But these dogs, they know how to cut loose. I bet a couple of bitches are on their way over too.